People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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