i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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