Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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