somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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