i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I have aggressive nipples.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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