its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
