Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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