morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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