READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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