No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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