I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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