dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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