question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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