i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I would fuck him just for his dog
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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