Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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