One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
