There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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