the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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