It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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