one might say we're banned from that church
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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