I love black thongs
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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