Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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