we're blogging at a bar
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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