She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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