Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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