is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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