Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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