fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
