if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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