How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
