Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Randomize
