That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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