That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
