I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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