nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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