Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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