He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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