So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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