Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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