I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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