Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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