no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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