Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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