I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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