Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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