I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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