yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sext me about skeletons
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
