Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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