oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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