Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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