lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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