Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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