as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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