Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Let's get the cat blown out
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