how can u be prego again
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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