whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I need to stop coming to work sober
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Randomize
