she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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